Sony shows sum wicked Playstation fourage!
By Julie Haddoway
HEY DUDES! It's your favourite fact-popping, party-stepping, dipsomaniac game journalist, Julie Haddowaaaaay back and right in your face yo! #PartyHard4softWRK
BTW have you all seen the new soooony teaser video? Smack your eyeballs on this RAWKING video that might be the start of the big reveal for the Playstation 4. I hope it has a big launch party, so I can
RAWRRRR! How coolio was that? Thx to my buddies in the games world and the journalism degree I won in a packet of Shreddies I can reveal that the PS4 will clearly be made of electricity, dubstep and FEB 20 2013, whatever that is. It must be some xtreeeeeem kind of special programming that makes EA games more brain meltingly worth every penny they try to squeeze from you #TheyPayMEinJaeger #CanIhaveAnotherPSfree
URGH! I really shouldn't of mixed 5 Jaeger bombs and that cheap speed I shared with
ZAZABING-BANG! What kind of games would you want to see on the #IwantAfree PS4? Any of those games from EA or any other publisher that cares to ply me with booze and free hoodie tops? And can any of you lovely, lovely people come up with a subject for my next half-arsed article for the soft core poser rag I write game reviews for? Because I think I need a break from just writing about going to press events as I've recently noticed there's blood my uriiiiiiiiiiiinnnne URGH! Maybe I should stop eating my own hair extentions? #DontPutEEZinURcoffee