Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Duke Nukem Forever latest...TITS!

The merch bro, it's all about the merch

Whether you think the said chesty substances are related to the female mammary glands, on show, or the people behind the marketing, I'm not quite sure. But in the run up to the long delayed -but finally coming out, whether it's any good or not- Duke Nukem Forever, you can masturbate the time away, waiting on this promotional site:  Duke Nudem! In which you play a very basic flash target shooting game, to see clips of women taking their tops off. You gotta hand it to 2K Games, they certainly know their target audience. Mainly being 14 year old boys and those that had some sort of electro-shock treatment and have no idea of the Call of Duty games.
Duke Nukem Forever is set for a June 10th release, so get your wanks in now. Before getting shouted at by an obese teenage boy, during capture the babe mode, really messes you up

Sunday, 15 May 2011

Arcana Heart 3 gets euro premier at MCM Expo. Sorry Green Lantern

Sod the Green Lantern game. Now the attention whores and mouth breathing anime fanboys of England will have something else to play at the MCM London Expo.
 If you're the kind of person that likes Guilty Gear or BlazBlue, but wishes it was more creepy, then you're in luck. Because, all girl beat 'em up: Arcana Heart 3 is coming to European shores June 30th. And the publisher: Arc System Works, have smartly decided to premier this title in the UK  at the London Expo. Which is the focal point of exactly the kind of sexual predator that goes for this kind of wide-eyed, anime wank off.

So, if you fancy taking part in a a little tournament on this game, and wining exclusive prizes (I'm guessing a one way ticket to Cambodia and a months supply of jelly babies) -as well as Arc System Works' other titles: Guilty Gear: Accent Core and PSP title: Gladiator Begins- get on the London Expo website for more details.

...you dirty bastard!